Creativity is King

Amidst the current battle between Bow Wow and Soulja Boy I have taken the opportunity to begin my career as a screenwriter.   In case you’re out of the loop on this whole crisis, let me give you a run down:  Soulja Boy started this whole thing by recording a video showing off his new lambo and challenging Bow Wow to a race.  Bow Wow [Lamborghini Moss] took offense and replied with a video of his own.  THEN…Soulja Boy accuses Bow Weezy of flossin’  a rented Lambo.  So you’ll never guess what happens next.  Yup, Bow Wow got Hulk mad and posted a new gem today.

Boy I can’t wait for the culmination of this story.  Stay tuned for further plot updates.  Did somebody say Oscar?

A few final personal thoughts on the matter:

First:  What the fuck is Soulja Boy doing buying himself a Lambo of any kind.  Crank dat bankruptcy.

Second:  I reckon this would be a perfect event for Kenny Mayne to cover on Mayne Street.

Third:  Soulja boy should have challenged Bow Wow to a game of basket ball.

Fourth:  Soulja Boy has teamed up with Yum Shoes to produce his own line of sneakers.  Yuck.

Fifth:  I’m going to go drink away the misery of spending a full hour watching all of these shitty videos and writing this post.  Fuck my life.