January 20th: Inauguration of a one man terror cell (president elect Barrack Obama). Over 1 million people are expected to be in attendance in DC where tickets are currently going for 5 figures. Obama will be sworn in as the 44th president of the United States and the first African American. For anyone apprehensive about the big day, check out this video and you should feel better : Black President (Remix).
January 26th: Collections of “extreme pornography” will be made illegal in the UK. . . U-S-A! U-S-A!
February 12th: Darwin Day; the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin. To commemorate the genius of Charles they have created this silly 2 pound piece depicting his head and a chimpanzee from which he evolved. This is the ideal gift for anybody interested in natural history and Charles Darwin; or as an offering at church.
April 25th: NFL Draft. Look for the lions to shatter someones dream by drafting them to the worst team in NFL history and turning them into a bust.
July 22nd: Total solar eclipse. The longest lasting total solar eclipse of the 21st century will be visible in Bangladesh, Bhutan, China, India, Japan, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Myanmar, and Nepal. Time to start saving up those frequent flyer miles.
August 21: Final Destination: Death Trip 3D : Holy shit, shot in High definition Fusion digital 3D. There are only four of these prototype cameras in the world. The behind the scenes look, here, leads me to believe that I have a 34% chance of leaving the theater without shitting my pants. Can you imagine the terror of a flaming car flying at your face while you’re working on a hand job in the back row?
October 2 : The host city of the 2016 Summer Olympics will be announced at the 121st Session (which will also be the XIIIth Olympic Congress) of the International Olympic Committee to be held in Copenhagen, Denmark. Michael Jordan has become the unofficial spokesman for Chicago’s Bid. Things are looking good.
“Freejacks” : In 2009, time travel technology allows people to be snatched from the past just prior to the time of their certain demise. Those known as “Freejacks” are those who escape at the moment of their death, and are pursued by bounty hunters. EMILIO!!!
June 25th: NBA Draft. 6’8” 245 pound power forward and stud out of Poplar Bluff, MO will be drafted to an NBA team (Think Josh McRoberts). It will also be interesting to see what all-star the Timberwolves draft before deciding to trade him for some schmuck and cash. (Refer to Brandon Roy, OJ Mayo, and Mario Chalmers for recent examples)
Detox? Could it finally be coming? I hate to even bring it up but lets keep our fingers crossed.
Honorable mention: G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, Jay Z: The Blueprint 3, Air Jordan 2009 , Windows 7, Lil Wayne Rock album?.
July 12th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
This page wasnt working yesterday. i tried accesing it but it timed out 4-5 times now but i can access it now. Why did this happen? Am i the only one having this problem?