Creativity is King

Well here we are only a short five days away from SuperBall Sunday. For those of you who don’t know, Michael Irvin will be hosting the greatest thing since well…. The Super Bowl. But don’t just take my word that this will be epic:

“The two-part ABC special — dubbed “Wipeout Superball Sunday” — pulls out all the stops to cater to NFL fans: Hall of Famer Michael Irvin will lend sideline commentary, the Navy’s Blue Angels will perform a flyover, the USC marching band will storm the course, contestants will run a gantlet with quarterbacks pelting them with footballs, NFL luminaries will stop by the commentary booth, and the show’s signature Big Balls obstacle has been converted into jumbo-sized footballs.”

Did you hear that? It has everything that caters to NFL fans (except maybe an NFL football game).But on a more serious note, if I weren’t such an avid Bruce Springsteen I would probably watch this. It really does have everything:

• Michael Irvin
• Cheerleaders
• People getting hurt
• Michael Irvin
• NFL LUMINARIES!!!!!!!!

While I admit I do want to see it. I am not really sure what ABC could be thinking doing this. By my rough estimation they are spending a shit ton to produce/hype something no one is gonna watch. If they really think people are going to switch to watch this they are about as intelligent as a Channing Crowder quote.

Speaking of wasting money on the Super Bowl, I never understood why some people waste so much money on commercials. Half of them upset me and make me think about how much I hate said product. Unless it is this commercial, you probably wasted your money.