These are ‘09 version of Jordan Brand’s “6Rings” concept. It’s not really worth making fun of stuff like this anymore. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel of vaseline, to paraphrase Chuck Klosterman. Have they sold THAT many of the ‘08 6Rings?? Who the f is buying shit like this? I’ve never seen anyone wearing these hybrid monstrosities. Maybe I’m just not in the right neighborhoods. I heard DC is big into Jordans. Maybe that’s where they are all at. Maybe Jordan Brand is making these specifically for one city in the U.S. Who the hell knows? *sigh*…
Anyway, that’s enough of that. No need to get into it. You and everyone you know could probably make fun of the above shoes just as well as I can. Okay, maybe not “just as well” but close.
Instead, I will now show pictures of hybrid items that worked out infinitely better than the 6Rings concept (and any future incarnations the 6Rings hybrid concept will entail).
Hybrid cars.
Knee-high Air Max 95’s.
Sweater vests.
Ligers.
Grapples. (”Looks like an apple. Tastes like a grape.”)
Man-purses.
Hats like this.
This thing.
And, of course, manpris.
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